Interesting. I’m a retired Team Galactic Commander, but I did leak some company secrets to Team Rocket during my Silph Co. days. Pleased to meet you, young man.
Not that young, really! Although I guess everyone looks young to you, huh?
You are more than welcome! What sort of fellow am I, huh? Well, let’s see, I am the nice face of Team Rocket, the greatest crime organization in the world… and I can also fix a mean natto? I guess that’s it.
Oh, I’m also a master of disguise.
When I think back to my past, remembering everything I have done, everything I have ever hurt, I am filled with rage. To think I could have ever thought such things were acceptable… Then when I remember how it was one of the few times in my life that I actually felt true happiness, I am disgusted with myself, absolutely sick to the stomach.
When I was in Rocket I had friends. I had a family. People who, though they were heinous criminals, cared about me. I was always surrounded by people, never alone, never lonely. But now…it’s not even worth speaking of.
Still, I can’t help but wonder how my life would have been if I had never joined Rocket. Would I still be living on the streets? Or would I have actually found a way to live and survive, something that made me happy. Unfortunately, I can only look forward in time, not back.
I remember you. Nice girl, if a bit quiet. I’m glad things worked out for you, though. If you ever feel like being truly happy again, give us a call. Cheers.
GOT ANY JOBS FOR ME?
MAN, I DIDN’T THINK I’D MISS EVERYONE THIS MUCH.
Oh wow, I haven’t talked to a lot of people in AGES! Lets catch up: I was in jail for a while, but I got better, how about you?
Hey, whatsyourname withthegreenhair. I’m sorry that I don’t remember your name, but I remember you’re a hard worker, so keep on keepin’ on, lady. Did you need anything?
I LOVE THE INTERNET.
I wish I was a hacker. I’m sure I could get someone to teach me how to do it.
HOW DID YOU FIND ME SO QUICKLY, DEVIL BOT?